"Any one [can] carry a switch blade knife, but not everyone can clean a window with it."
Old Scottish Proverb
It was found in an Aggie fortune cookie. Another New Aggie product.
(on back)
The steletto switch Blade knife company looking for a way to merchandise there illegal knives. A steel blade coated with window cleaning rubber on the window cleaning edge, with the tip of the blade regular slot screw driver. One edge of same blade a cutting edge.
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Any one can carry a switch blade knife but not everyone can clean a window with it. Just one of the alternate uses of a switch blade knife. That makes an illegal weapon a leagal work tool.
I work in a public library in Any City, USA. The thing about public places is that they tend to attract, well, everyone. From time to time you may get some slightly eccentric folks who become "regulars." My favorite regular is Mr. B. He likes to leave "suggestions" written on index cards all over the library. I've been collecting them for some time and they are lovingly presented here with the original spelling and phrasing. But that's just part of his story...
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