New Product- New Invention
Peppermint flavored eggnog made from Splenda covered on cracker jacks could be sold as a new product on a year round basis.
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The cracker jack carmel coated popcorn could have a new product. The new product would be cracker jack popcorn coated with egg nog mix made from splenda no sugar. New product. cracker jack popcorn coated with non-sugar honey. Another new product would be made with soil bean oil mixed with Splenda no sugar. 4 New Products.
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A Cracker Jacks Product New
Cracker Jacks soaked or cooked or coated with egg nog made from Splenda, no sugar. NEW PRODUCT NEW INVENTION The product could also be sold in bait shops used for fishing. Would add sales to the product line.
I work in a public library in Any City, USA. The thing about public places is that they tend to attract, well, everyone. From time to time you may get some slightly eccentric folks who become "regulars." My favorite regular is Mr. B. He likes to leave "suggestions" written on index cards all over the library. I've been collecting them for some time and they are lovingly presented here with the original spelling and phrasing. But that's just part of his story...
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Hat
Mr. B had a baseball cap made awhile back. It's a white cap with light blue embroidered letters. It says:
He was very proud of it when he first got it. He didn't explain it, he merely took it off, angled it my way and gave me that familiar look that says: "See? Makes perfect sense. Need I say more?"
He paid someone money to make that hat. I wonder what they thought of it.
I also wonder how many other people out there have a "collection" of Mr. B suggestions and letters.
Some of the Native American tribal councils around the country must have a file box or two. I'm fairly certain the FBI has one. I know for a fact that The Department of Public Safety sent him a cease and desist letter a few years ago...along with a box that contained an impressive array of his index cards he had sent them over the years.
He showed me the letter. It was signed. By some big wig. In ink.
His biggest complaint was that they sent all of his ideas back to him. "Prolly didn't even read 'em."
I don't think Mr. B likes his ideas coming back to him.
POLYGRAPH TEST MACHINE ALTERNATIVE USE
EXPERT BELL HOLE BLOW-UP TEAMS
He was very proud of it when he first got it. He didn't explain it, he merely took it off, angled it my way and gave me that familiar look that says: "See? Makes perfect sense. Need I say more?"
He paid someone money to make that hat. I wonder what they thought of it.
I also wonder how many other people out there have a "collection" of Mr. B suggestions and letters.
Some of the Native American tribal councils around the country must have a file box or two. I'm fairly certain the FBI has one. I know for a fact that The Department of Public Safety sent him a cease and desist letter a few years ago...along with a box that contained an impressive array of his index cards he had sent them over the years.
He showed me the letter. It was signed. By some big wig. In ink.
His biggest complaint was that they sent all of his ideas back to him. "Prolly didn't even read 'em."
I don't think Mr. B likes his ideas coming back to him.
Sunday, January 13, 2013
Variations on a Theme
"Any one [can] carry a switch blade knife, but not everyone can clean a window with it."
Old Scottish Proverb
It was found in an Aggie fortune cookie. Another New Aggie product.
(on back)
The steletto switch Blade knife company looking for a way to merchandise there illegal knives. A steel blade coated with window cleaning rubber on the window cleaning edge, with the tip of the blade regular slot screw driver. One edge of same blade a cutting edge.
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Any one can carry a switch blade knife but not everyone can clean a window with it. Just one of the alternate uses of a switch blade knife. That makes an illegal weapon a leagal work tool.
Old Scottish Proverb
It was found in an Aggie fortune cookie. Another New Aggie product.
(on back)
The steletto switch Blade knife company looking for a way to merchandise there illegal knives. A steel blade coated with window cleaning rubber on the window cleaning edge, with the tip of the blade regular slot screw driver. One edge of same blade a cutting edge.
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Any one can carry a switch blade knife but not everyone can clean a window with it. Just one of the alternate uses of a switch blade knife. That makes an illegal weapon a leagal work tool.
Saturday, January 12, 2013
Ad
New Job listing found in Bryan College Station Newspaper large print maybe in red letters: "Hat maker wanted one who also sizes old hats." "Must speak Pig Latin."
Thursday, January 10, 2013
Mr. B's Bumper Sticker ideas...
"Mother Nature doesn't move to suit people, people must move to suit Mother Nature."
Would make a very good window sticker that could be sold for the American Red Cross in any retail outlet.
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"Technology is only as bad or as good as the people who use it" New bumper sticker that could glow in the dark and be sold. Would generate a little sales tax for paper pushers.
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There's a new invention bumper sticker for Scot and White "It's a glo in the dark bumper sticker that reads "Dr. Quack Quack" sold in any retail store. Would help with driver safety. New Invention 1/2 Breed Cherokee New Product
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Bumper sticker could be sold at one of the Indian Reservations. "N.A.S.A. can place a man on the moon and bring him back but they still can't figure out how to keep a grizzly bear from out running a man on horse back. There's another saying for the old Indian and the old Indian is never wrong."
Would make a very good window sticker that could be sold for the American Red Cross in any retail outlet.
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"Technology is only as bad or as good as the people who use it" New bumper sticker that could glow in the dark and be sold. Would generate a little sales tax for paper pushers.
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There's a new invention bumper sticker for Scot and White "It's a glo in the dark bumper sticker that reads "Dr. Quack Quack" sold in any retail store. Would help with driver safety. New Invention 1/2 Breed Cherokee New Product
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Bumper sticker could be sold at one of the Indian Reservations. "N.A.S.A. can place a man on the moon and bring him back but they still can't figure out how to keep a grizzly bear from out running a man on horse back. There's another saying for the old Indian and the old Indian is never wrong."
Sundries
New Product ---- New Invention
A steam cleaner devise that could be attached to a 1 ton short bed truck. That could be used on overpasses for melting down ice. Could [be] used by nite crews during winter freezes. It would save money on having to use sand & salt. Could run off butane or propane.
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New Industry ---- New Products
A base ball (hard ball) (soft ball) with cattle brands on the leather being sold as collectors items. 1,000 of each make collectors lots of money.
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New Product ---- New Invention
Take a puzzle holder (kind made from felt) and a tooth brush holder. Has great possibilities. A) (Smuggling gems in and out of the Country) B) Soaking felt in nitro. Then using it as a well casing splitter. Works really well. I think. Another test and research for Aggie test batelion. However must wait until they have a sheep skin.
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New Product ---- New Invention
Not every one can afford furniture risers. Bricks are less expensive. Product would be a attractive cloth cover that would fit over bricks that were being used as a risers. Would be called a "Riser Brick Cover" New Invention New Product
A steam cleaner devise that could be attached to a 1 ton short bed truck. That could be used on overpasses for melting down ice. Could [be] used by nite crews during winter freezes. It would save money on having to use sand & salt. Could run off butane or propane.
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New Industry ---- New Products
A base ball (hard ball) (soft ball) with cattle brands on the leather being sold as collectors items. 1,000 of each make collectors lots of money.
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New Product ---- New Invention
Take a puzzle holder (kind made from felt) and a tooth brush holder. Has great possibilities. A) (Smuggling gems in and out of the Country) B) Soaking felt in nitro. Then using it as a well casing splitter. Works really well. I think. Another test and research for Aggie test batelion. However must wait until they have a sheep skin.
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New Product ---- New Invention
Not every one can afford furniture risers. Bricks are less expensive. Product would be a attractive cloth cover that would fit over bricks that were being used as a risers. Would be called a "Riser Brick Cover" New Invention New Product
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Searching
I was shelving some books when Mr. B found me this afternoon. I asked him how he was doing and what he got up to today. He said, "I've been driving around. Looking for something to build but I don't know what it is. I don't know how to build it and I don't know if it exists. I don't even know what it looks like."
He was quite earnest. And looked genuinely stumped.
I laughed lightly, placing a book on the shelf and said, "That's the absolute best thing I've heard all day." He laughed too and said, "Seems like it's the dumbest thing I've said all day."
"Nah. You're on a quest and that's cool but it's gonna be pretty hard to find something when you don't know what it looks like." He agreed.
I couldn't help but think that the universe keeps plopping Mr. B in front of me...he delivers me such gems. And this today...well...not to put too fine a point on it but...aren't we all just out there looking for something? Something that may or may not exist? Something intangible. What does my happiness look like? What the hell am I doing on this planet? What am I looking for? What are we all looking for? Not exactly the type of thing you'll find on a shelf at Walmart.
It's another new year...and I'm never exactly where I want to be. And I'm not alone.
It's me, Mr. B and about a billion other people.
He was quite earnest. And looked genuinely stumped.
I laughed lightly, placing a book on the shelf and said, "That's the absolute best thing I've heard all day." He laughed too and said, "Seems like it's the dumbest thing I've said all day."
"Nah. You're on a quest and that's cool but it's gonna be pretty hard to find something when you don't know what it looks like." He agreed.
I couldn't help but think that the universe keeps plopping Mr. B in front of me...he delivers me such gems. And this today...well...not to put too fine a point on it but...aren't we all just out there looking for something? Something that may or may not exist? Something intangible. What does my happiness look like? What the hell am I doing on this planet? What am I looking for? What are we all looking for? Not exactly the type of thing you'll find on a shelf at Walmart.
It's another new year...and I'm never exactly where I want to be. And I'm not alone.
It's me, Mr. B and about a billion other people.
Monday, January 7, 2013
Patience
Sometimes I don't have enough patience for Mr. B. Tonight was one of those nights.
He wanted the Cherokee alphabet. I didn't get around to that one. I think he wants to make a Cherokee dreidel. It's a long story.
And he also wanted the address of a one R.H. Fulton. The details are fuzzy. Apparently, he owned R.H. Fulton Pipelining in Lubbock, TX. He even gave me a partial street address. Kinescope. I Googled all of those items and came up empty. The only thing I found of real interest was this. I couldn't find any street named Kinescope in Lubbock. Maybe I didn't look hard enough but it was one of those days. After I told Mr. B I couldn't find anything about the company he asked if there was anything about Mr. Fulton's mansion. I told him millionaires don't usually have their address readily available online.
Sometimes when I'm going through the hundreds of cards of Mr. B's I get a little scared of being in his world. It's a weird place.
He wanted the Cherokee alphabet. I didn't get around to that one. I think he wants to make a Cherokee dreidel. It's a long story.
And he also wanted the address of a one R.H. Fulton. The details are fuzzy. Apparently, he owned R.H. Fulton Pipelining in Lubbock, TX. He even gave me a partial street address. Kinescope. I Googled all of those items and came up empty. The only thing I found of real interest was this. I couldn't find any street named Kinescope in Lubbock. Maybe I didn't look hard enough but it was one of those days. After I told Mr. B I couldn't find anything about the company he asked if there was anything about Mr. Fulton's mansion. I told him millionaires don't usually have their address readily available online.
Sometimes when I'm going through the hundreds of cards of Mr. B's I get a little scared of being in his world. It's a weird place.
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