These are the jokes, folks.

TEX. A&M Joke

Two Aggies Talking.

I understand the Aggies have invented a gizmoe.
Its called a MOE-GRAPH-SIZE-MOECHINE. It really works.
Its two welding rods and dowser. Standing on the BOW of an ice breaker. Looking for underwater telephone cable.

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Two Aggies Talking about stones at the bottom of Mt. Rushmore.

1st Aggie: How do you figure how many tons of stone you have there.

2nd Aggie: You get one of those professors to do it in Austin. That way you can find out How much political bull s- you have to move by lobbists in Austin. To try to get some one To build a resort there. Its two large moving jobs, unless of course they find some way to use the stones already there. It could be sold over the enternet to some-one. Hello A&M is there any one home?


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Aggie Joke:

Two Aggies talking:

1st Aggie; shinning his boots;
"I got my degree Now and I have really sick and tired of shinning boots.

2nd Aggie: Why; It's part of our tradition.

1st Aggie: Its just not part of the business world.